Monday Random Thoughts....

I was perusing Perez Hilton and it was an especially enlightening, comical and thought provoking day.....

Why would you name your daughter "Honor"?

Who knew Jenna Jamison actually wore panties???

Why is Elizabitch so narrow minded and unwilling to listen to other people's points of view?

Poor Paul Newman.....

Puffy! Seriously.......ENOUGH! Puff Dumby!

Then, I'm on my way home, stop at the local deli for a sandwich, decided to buy a bottle of wine (because when you live in the woods the deli's sell beer and wine) and I got carded. Now this isn't unusual for me but I decided I needed to keep a running tally and see how long people actually think I'm a teenager. (Okay, maybe not a teenager but hell, its nice to dream). So over in the right column you'll notice my list.

What else...do my male coworkers think their wives are going to show up at the office some afternoon and load their coffee mugs in the dishwasher? For chrissake, its not like you have to wash them by hand!

Or replenish the paper towels....

Or put the bottled water in the fridge......boy they sure do prefer the water when its cold though!

I better go watch some reality t..v now! Ciao!